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I'm Søren. Existentialist, Cosmicist, and LaVeyan. I'll see you in time.

f1ng3rs:

AI Colonel pullin’ some old Big Boss tricks. 

(via the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via triforce0fawesome)

vintage-freakshow:

Serial Killer Bob Berdella killed this poor soul Todd Stoops, 23 and this photo was taken shortly before his death. He kept Todd for 2 months, torturing him daily with electric shocks, anal penetration and other abuse. Berdella didn’t intentionally kill him. He died from the countless injuries. After being raped Stoops developed a rectal rupture and started bleeding profusely. Berdella then decided it was a good idea to treat him with animal antibiotics and inject Drano into his eyes. Probably not the best way to help someone bleeding to death out his ass.

vintage-freakshow:

Serial Killer Bob Berdella killed this poor soul Todd Stoops, 23 and this photo was taken shortly before his death. He kept Todd for 2 months, torturing him daily with electric shocks, anal penetration and other abuse. Berdella didn’t intentionally kill him. He died from the countless injuries. After being raped Stoops developed a rectal rupture and started bleeding profusely. Berdella then decided it was a good idea to treat him with animal antibiotics and inject Drano into his eyes. Probably not the best way to help someone bleeding to death out his ass.

(via triple-six-bitch)

taylorswift:

My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.

(via ohsoswiftly)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via scarletletterswift)

“Don’t fall in love with someone—just don’t—because once they leave, my God, the person you used to be leaves with them.”

—   What I’ve learned about being in love (via wesniall)

(Source: neckdick, via ch0kingontheirhalos)

adorability:

I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk for hours it’s really hard to find that kind of compatibility

(via radical-illusion)

I found a list of all the music I’ve written. Looking back on it, 2011 was a very productive year. It’s also interesting to note that since I started playing guitar in 2009, the year 2013 is the only one that hasn’t seen an album released.

Surrender To The Serenade: 2009 - 2012

  • Lullabies And Other Sweet Nectarines (EP) 2010
  • Welcome To Wonderland (EP) 2010
  • Candle Lights At Midnight (LP) 2011
  • Songs That Remind Me (LP) 2011
  • Goodnights At Six A.M. (LP) 2011
  • Shadows And Silhouettes (LP) 2011
  • Hello, Angel (LP) 2011
  • Songs Among The Nostalgia (LP) 2011
  • For Your Ears Only (LP) 2011
  • Fuck It All, And No Regrets (EP) 2011
  • Alice (LP) 2011
  • Songs From The Blackened Heart Of The Abyss (LP) 2011
  • Dearest (LP) 2012
  • White Roses (LP) 2012


Moose: 2011

  • The World Is In Your Eyes, As Are The Stars And Planets (LP) 2011


In The Flesh: 2011

  • In The Flesh (EP) 2011


Double Penetration: 2011 - 2012

  • Funnies (EP) 2011
  • Funnies II (EP) 2011
  • This Album Is Just About The Only Thing Morgan Freeman Hasn’t Narrated (LP) 2011
  • The Red Kirby Is A Suicide Bomber (LP) 2012
  • Out Of My Ass (EP) 2012
  • Your Argument Is Invalid Because That Is An Elephant With A Trumpet Nose (LP) 2012


Søren Florescu: 2013 - 201?

  • Dearest (LP) 2014
  • In The Absence Of (LP) 2014
  • Killings (LP) 2014
  • Earth To Annie Robson (LP) 2014
  • Portrait Of Someone From A Distance (LP) 2014

sanguinary-princess:

I hope that you think about me when you have nothing else on your mind. I hope my need creeps into your mind at all the wrong times and all you can do is stop what you’re doing and stare in space, zoning out. I hope you regret leaving me and I hope you realize how much better I am now that you’re gone. 

(via triple-six-bitch)

Mouse Wagging Tail

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